I noticed something this morning. The shower curtain at my summer lodings is white with clear letters. There are two or three words per line, the words are different for a couple lines, then the stanzas start to repeat.
Relax, bathe, soak. Relax, bathe soak.
Scrub, condition. Scrub, condition.
Read, loofah, shave. Read, loofah, shave.
Shower, later. Shower, later.
I looked again.
Shower, lather. Shower, lather. *phew.